25/02/10

Mum
'you must send for your passport as we are now booking new york and will need to quote your number we are going on 5 july and have booked apartment will email link tomorrow x'

The only person i forgive for such destruction of sentence structure is my mother.

Me
Why must you spring things on me like this? I'll get on it asap. Email link now? Xx'

I've not had a valid passport for 4 years. My old passport is likely in the hands of a homeless/underage/thieving person.
I need to find a passport photo booth and plan a day where i can look my best to get some photos.
I need to start saving for New York.