21st-23rd March. Amsterdam.
24th-28th March. One of those states not many people have heard of. In a city no one has ever heard of.

I've slept 3 hours in the last 41 hours. I'm back in England and a re-cap is soon to follow.

Sat in an Arts Cafe in the centre of a city drinking some fruit juice and reading a news app on my phone when it rings.
This is what the moderately crowded room hears:
'Hey,
'Do I need anything else apart from my passport?
I'll be there in an hour.'

It wasn't nearly as exciting as it sounds.